Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Solider was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis. 



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THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SO FAR (2008-2014) - for thored

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You should really pay attention. You might learn something.



f e a r doesn’t shut you down; it wakes you up



i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween



So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

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The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.



It’s too soon to say, but he could be the key to everything.



Nick Jonas for Flaunt Magazine. (2014)